Welcome to my blog, where you'll find things I wish I could say & people I wish I could be. And shit I think is funny.
OH MY GOD
OH MY FREAKING GOD
The fact that someone was actually paid to put a little hat on EACH AND EVERY ONE of those ducks is beyond me.
This may have just made my day hahaha
so cute xx
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.
BUT NOT A HAMBURGER
THAT SHIT’S FUCKING BEEF
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